Mirror, mirror...

Who's the most illiterate of them all?



Signage like this is not good for my blood pressure. What a wreck! And this isn't in the ghetto, either - this shop is on the border of Beverly Hills and West Hollywood. One presumes it services some fairly fancy pups and pusses!

Let's break it down: if you insist on stealing from "Snow White" (I hear Disney lawyers calling), don't leave out "on the wall." Without it, nothing's left to rhyme with "of them all." And that's "them all," not "the all." Then there's the response: "who has service." Is it a question? Or an exclamation? All breeds of cats, but only one kind of dog?

Nightmare.