Thursday, May 10, 2007


When in doubt, leave them out?!

Whose Crackers?

Who is Graham? And does he mind his crackers being sold sans apostrophe?

To the employee's credit, the product is packaged as "Chocolate Covered Grahams," but they still missed the boat on the handwritten sign.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Retracted Vulture

Thanks to reader Alicia for putting me in my place. My ignorance of Hawaiian food and culture caused me to misread and misinterpret an item on the menu of a Kahului airport eatery.

Bad Vulture!!

Monday, May 7, 2007

Safe Sects

If Jesus were real, wouldn't He have blessed you with the ability to spell, Pastor KmcDonald?

Good Chistians always welcome here.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Proper Hygiene Is Encouraged

There's nothing explicitly wrong with this sign, but there's nothing right about it either.