Coupon Marathon?

Poppa Vulture spotted this doozy at the local dry cleaner. I get the feeling that they're trying to be helpful, but who could tell?

Deez Nuts

Obviously, we Vultures hold accurate use of grammar and syntax in the highest regard. Tantamount to this is the wearing of decent underwear. The below advert from one of our favorite purveyors, Aussiebum, simply pains us greatly.

Plastic's

Here's the thing: if you know "cans" does not require an apostrophe in one language (and can, further, incorporate the universal symbol for recycling into your notice), why do you insist on "can's" in English?!


Thanks to Nick for spotting this sign!

It Just Came Up

Our good friend Jeff sent in a picture of a helpful sign on an ATM machine. Two things:

1) Who needs instructions on how to use an ATM in 2008? If you can't figure it out, you probably shouldn't be operating this sophisticated equipment.

2) I love that the person who attempted to fix this sign missed the glaring error in the first sentence.

Not In My House

Pro photographer Burrill Strong was kind enough to send in this decidedly un-pro call-and-response sign, snapped at a recent basketball game:


It hurts!