Saturday, June 21, 2008

Herzlich Willkommen bei der Mas-Jägermeister AG!

Should you find yourself in Philadelphia and thirsty, be sure to stop by the Rolling Stone Grill & Bar and ask for a $5 "Jagar Bomb."

We have no idea what you'll be drinking, however, since the popular-with-jocks liqueur Jägermeister is correctly abbreviated "Jäger."

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Wstern Cuisine

Make no mistake: the Vultures enjoy good food! This salad's inspiration, however, remains a mystery.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Loose Thread

We're currently accepting witty theories on why the other stripmall shopkeepers are tired of taking the blame for this seamstress's absent-mindedness. Discuss.