Tuesday, April 17, 2007

I Don't Care How Cheap It Is...

I'll buy my petroleum somewhere else, you chowderheads.

Cripes, even a beauty school drop-out could have gotten that one right.

Thanks to Karen for the submission!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Help Wanted

Mikel said it best when he sent this one in: "Really, if you are going to advertise for a 'chief editor,' shouldn't you be able to spell yourself...? Or maybe spelling is something the 'chif editor' should be able to do, as opposed to the job poster. It's all so confusing!"

We couldn't agree more.

Thanks to Mikel for sending this in.

We Is Closed

What's more alarming: the wording of this sign, or the fact that both Target and Best Buy are closed? Just where is one expected to shop? Who is to blame for this travesty? A quick glance at the date on the e-mail from SupaSteve gives the culprit away: Jesus.

I don't know about you, but if I get the hankering for some good, old-fashioned, all-American consumerism, I don't want to go to the huge corporate megamall only to find out that the place is closed for Easter.

Thanks to Steve for sending this one in.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

What is it with gas stations? II

I, for one, am inconvinaced. Thanks to Nile for sending this one in!

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Jesus wept

I'm fairly certain "He" would appreciate a properly spelled tribute:

This is a two-sided sign - why should only eastbound traffic be saved? - and the message is paradoxically spelled correctly on the opposite side.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

No wait!

West Hollywood vulture Glenn sent in this train wreck of an advertisement:

With any luck, their fliers are "not lasting forever" either! Just look at those models!