Wednesday, August 29, 2007

To What Extent?

At great personal risk, I whipped out my cell phone camera while in the locker room at my gym:

Extented?! Does the word even sound like that, rolling off one's tongue?

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Hot Grannies

Who knew the Crate & Barrel catalog was so nasty?

Abuela, when translated from Spanish, means grandma. Do the Crate & Barrel marketing wizards think my granny is a mocha-skinned hottie? Or, worse yet, am I downing a steamy cup of chocolate grandma powder?


Friday, August 10, 2007


Petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart... now with no calories!!

From Kanye West's tour rider. [The Smoking Gun]