Thursday, June 25, 2009

White Guys Can't Spell

Glenn directed us to this beauty. Apparently, Pat Buchanan recently hosted a Republicans-regaining-American-majority "conferenece," at which it was asserted that President Obama, for lack of declaring English the country's official language, would force Americans to speak Spanish.





Check out the full story here.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The laws of physics no longer apply.

Our apologize.

Friday, May 29, 2009

I Have A Reservation

What do you mean it's not in the computer?!


Oh, you spelled it wrong. Of course.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Computer Problemz

Liza spotted this sign at an American Greetings store in Manhattan. Methinks their computers might not be the only problem!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Check The Humidity's

This (thoughtfully laminated) sign, snapped at a fast food location, makes excellent use of the printed page: the number of blunders in little over one sentence of text is inspiring!


To the best of our knowledge, no corporation has trademarked Nacho Cheese or Breadstick Sauce, but both are reverently capitalized here. The needless indentation before "Please" is another favorite.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Why Ask Why!

This punctuation mystery was captured by Rob at a Taco Bell drive-through...


...and confirmed by a visit to their website. Why ask a question? When you can simply yell at us!



Why Pay More! is a registered trademark of Taco Bell Corp. All images and trademarks reproduced here for illustrative purposes only.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

We Heart Them

This post is a 2-for-1 special, since proprietors apparently have all kinds of issues with their customers:


Brian snapped this one in Hollywood, where parking designated specifically for costumers isn't entirely out of the question...





This passive-aggressive mess was sent in by Steven. The inexplicable check marks are a particularly nice touch!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Do You Have A Questions

Jesus has the answers. 


As it turns out, He is no help when it comes to grammar or punctuation!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Attention Unnecessary Punctuation!

We snapped this picture of a poster in the Las Vegas airport:

Which is being contested, exactly? The assertion that passersby are "Canadian," or "gamblers?" We'll be sending this one over to The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks for sure!

Monday, January 19, 2009

Beware Shape-shifting Automobiles!

This newsworthy tidbit was sent in by vulture Jason: