Thursday, April 17, 2008

Lets Go To College

As vulture LizyPo pointed out, this Penn State rallying cry is printed on approximately one billion t-shirts. We might have even let them slide for the missing comma, but the absent apostrophe is just unforgivable. Alumni, demand a refund.

Don't Pet The Shoes

New York City vulture Cyndi sent in this signage catastrophe:

Remember this posting from 2007? Why do proprietors have such difficulty with this seemingly obvious list of restrictions? What exactly do you want me to do? Avoid petting my shoes? Refrain from putting sneakers on my dog?

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Plying My Patience

This is your second offense, Victory Celebration Center. Do try celebrating something other than your ignorance. There are, like, eighteen things wrong with this announcement.