The Foothills Paper

Where to begin with this one.... it's so chock full of atrocities that it has enjoyed a prominent spot on our refrigerator for almost a year now! This is a clipping from our neighborhood freebie paper.

Feel free to click on the image and read the whole horror for yourself, if you can stomach it. I will draw particular attention to one key phrase: "Persons with heart problems in their family, or have it their self, is given hope and a new tool." Wow. Who lends this woman ink?