Unsafe Vulture

I don't know where poor vulture LizyPo found this unfortunate request...


...but I fear for her safety.

I am reminded of Boston's great fire at the Cocoanut Grove nightclub. From the always-reliable Wikipedia:

"As is common in panic situations, many patrons attempted to exit through the main entrance, the same way they had come in. However, the building's main entrance was a single revolving door, immediately rendered useless as the panicked crowd scrambled for safety. Bodies piled up behind both sides of the revolving door, jamming it to the extent that firefighters had to dismantle it in order to get inside."

I think I'd like to jam this sign's creator into a revolving door and spin it around a few times.