Win, Lose, or Draw!

(Dunkin Donuts Instructional Edition)

You're not even trying.

A pine of matzaball? SRSLY?

Own that typo!

This one has bothered me for a while, but I didn't have the opportunity to get a decent photo until today. I love that it's just a totally run-of-the-mill typo and they either haven't noticed or are proudly Palin-ing it into a new word.

Death Nuggets

Ya know what sounds less than delicious? Fried nuggets of tar! The folks at Ore-Ida (holders of the tater tots trademark) would be none too pleased.

Thanks to Brian for spotting this and sending it in!

Dessert Directive

Somewhere next to the "ice tea," no doubt.

Who is Oreo?

And why is he so delicious?

Peddle To The Meddle

Back To School

We're wishing we were friends with this particular NYU student - he or she apparently enjoys exclusive discounts all around town!

64 Bleecker Street

We must be on the outside of an inside joke here. Why else would you name your business after the (infamous) street on which it is located - up to and including its website - misspelled all the while?

For the record, www.bleeckerdigital.com is available; those would be $15 well spent!

Pet's Smart

Helen snapped this apostrophe tragedy in Brooklyn:

One Gorgeous Nail

Which nail, in particular, has been styled by Deca? It must represent the pinnacle of nail fashion, since you've arranged for a pricey neon sign and window stenciling in its honor!

This performance by the hilarious Anjelah Johnson will assist in the digestion of this posting.

Unhappy Meal

Vulture Glenn pointed out the travesty in this office lunch calendar's leftmost column. Would you like some fries with your sadwich?

This Pavement Belongs To Taco!

To be fair, the fish tacos at this establishment were scrumptious.

Your Balloon: Popped

For how many summers have Coney Island visitors been subjected to this horrid sign?!

Less Than Beauty-ful

Suburban Philadelphia is apparently suffering from an apostrophe shortage:

More Madder

We spotted this heinous quotation as part of a full-page ad in the New York Times Magazine. Whether Aurelia C. from Texas is a real human or the product of a marketing professional's imagination, there is no excuse for "more happier"!

Please Come Out

We're certain MTA attendants have a lot going on during their shifts. This one apparently only had time to throw some apostrophes in random places on the page!