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One Child Left Behind

Yikes, Universal Studios. All adults are admitted for one kid's price? We're not on the board of directors for your failing theme parks, but that does seem to be a less than profitable business model. And who chooses the particular kid, anyway?

Added bonus: Universal Studios "Hollywood" isn't located in the Los Angeles neighborhood known as Hollywood at all. The park is in Universal City, CA.

Forever Sam Crow

It's fairly common to find a "notice of filming" affixed to doors on otherwise unspectacular streets in Los Angeles. This notice, for an FX television show called "Sons of Anarchy" (but formerly known as "Forever Sam Crow"), showed up on our mailbox one afternoon:
Dear production assistants: you're going to want to spell the name of your production correctly! Also, while none of the Vultures makes his living in TV production, we're fairly certain that "1 generator" actually appearing in the scene would be a faux pas.