To What Extent?

At great personal risk, I whipped out my cell phone camera while in the locker room at my gym:



Extented?! Does the word even sound like that, rolling off one's tongue?

Hot Grannies

Who knew the Crate & Barrel catalog was so nasty?



Abuela, when translated from Spanish, means grandma. Do the Crate & Barrel marketing wizards think my granny is a mocha-skinned hottie? Or, worse yet, am I downing a steamy cup of chocolate grandma powder?

Gross!

Thirsty?

Petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart... now with no calories!!

From Kanye West's tour rider. [The Smoking Gun]