Unhappy Ending

Thanks to Jeff for snapping a photo of this gem at a new West Hollywood massage parlour:

Pasta By The Cart

Vulture friend Rob pointed out this questionable menu heading at a tasty Burbank dive:

À la carte was probably the goal here. The idea of cart-loads of pasta, however, does seem like a bargain!

Politician's For Excessive Apostophe's

Courtesy of Talking Points Memo by way of Brother Vulture:

Sadly (or thankfully), the mistake has since been corrected. To his credit, McCain may have been confused by his opponent's St. Patrick's Day shirt:

Ice Cream-In-Fashion

French phrases are fun to appropriate, no? À la mode means either "fashionable" or "with ice cream" – both fabulous options as far as the Vultures are concerned. This display at a downtown Los Angeles greasy spoon gem, however, could use a re-print:

Guilty As Charg'd

A Grammar Vulture tip of the hat to our favorite criminals of the moment, the Typo Eradication Advancement League (TEAL). Meet the League's helpless victim:

Traffic Jam

A Hollywood parking lot could perhaps put its $20 fees to better use by paying for the missing letters and punctuation on their signage:


"Will be charge" is fairly painful, and we suppose including the apostrophe in "owner's expense" is out of the question!

Herzlich Willkommen bei der Mas-Jägermeister AG!

Should you find yourself in Philadelphia and thirsty, be sure to stop by the Rolling Stone Grill & Bar and ask for a $5 "Jagar Bomb."


We have no idea what you'll be drinking, however, since the popular-with-jocks liqueur Jägermeister is correctly abbreviated "Jäger."

Wstern Cuisine

Make no mistake: the Vultures enjoy good food! This salad's inspiration, however, remains a mystery.

Loose Thread

We're currently accepting witty theories on why the other stripmall shopkeepers are tired of taking the blame for this seamstress's absent-mindedness. Discuss.

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