Some-Kinda Tax Commercial

So wrong.

Yowsa, Yoo-Hoo!

By far the most expensive chocolate drink I've ever encountered!

Mussical Guestt

Hey NBC! Dave Matthews has done a lot of terrble things to this world, but even he deserves to have his name spelled correctly.

Healths Condition

Reading this sign may be hazardous to your healths - all of them!

Global Warming Update

From sea to... frozen desert?

Asian's, Black's, and.....

Hello, TV screen capture! Her boobs - pictured here in a striking lilac top - nearly managed to divert our eyes from the apostrophe catastrophe:

Now Hiring: Proofreaders

Speechless.

Business Practices = Commendable

Grammar and sentence structure = less so. (Click on the picture for detail.)


Is you [sic] indeed the largest manufacturers? We would also humbly suggest workplace instead of work place as well. Still, they're great shirts.

This Might Be A While

Oh no! I was hoping to purchase baked goods today, not once the next sale season comes 'round!

Best Buy's New Bait And Switch Strategy:

Let's put movies on sale that don't even exist!


Our tipster promises a daily inventory of the DVD aisles with updates as the story develops.

Eww.

When LizyPo sent this find from Ben & Jerry's in Hoboken, all I wanted to know was what the hell a "smootie" was.


I encourage you NOT to look on Urban Dictionary for your answer. I honestly wish I hadn't.

White Guys Can't Spell

Glenn directed us to this beauty. Apparently, Pat Buchanan recently hosted a Republicans-regaining-American-majority "conferenece," at which it was asserted that President Obama, for lack of declaring English the country's official language, would force Americans to speak Spanish.





Check out the full story here.

The laws of physics no longer apply.

Our apologize.

I Have A Reservation

What do you mean it's not in the computer?!

Oh, you spelled it wrong. Of course.

Computer Problemz

Liza spotted this sign at an American Greetings store in Manhattan. Methinks their computers might not be the only problem!

Check The Humidity's

This (thoughtfully laminated) sign, snapped at a fast food location, makes excellent use of the printed page: the number of blunders in little over one sentence of text is inspiring!

To the best of our knowledge, no corporation has trademarked Nacho Cheese or Breadstick Sauce, but both are reverently capitalized here. The needless indentation before "Please" is another favorite.

Why Ask Why!

This punctuation mystery was captured by Rob at a Taco Bell drive-through...


...and confirmed by a visit to their website. Why ask a question? When you can simply yell at us!



Why Pay More! is a registered trademark of Taco Bell Corp. All images and trademarks reproduced here for illustrative purposes only.

We Heart Them

This post is a 2-for-1 special, since proprietors apparently have all kinds of issues with their customers:


Brian snapped this one in Hollywood, where parking designated specifically for costumers isn't entirely out of the question...





This passive-aggressive mess was sent in by Steven. The inexplicable check marks are a particularly nice touch!

Do You Have A Questions

Jesus has the answers. 

As it turns out, He is no help when it comes to grammar or punctuation!

Attention Unnecessary Punctuation!

We snapped this picture of a poster in the Las Vegas airport:

Which is being contested, exactly? The assertion that passersby are "Canadian," or "gamblers?" We'll be sending this one over to The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks for sure!

Beware Shape-shifting Automobiles!

This newsworthy tidbit was sent in by vulture Jason: