More Madder

We spotted this heinous quotation as part of a full-page ad in the New York Times Magazine. Whether Aurelia C. from Texas is a real human or the product of a marketing professional's imagination, there is no excuse for "more happier"!

Please Come Out

We're certain MTA attendants have a lot going on during their shifts. This one apparently only had time to throw some apostrophes in random places on the page!